Project Hail Mary Movie Review

Everyone is going to see the new Ryan Gosling movie. It's called Project Hail Mary. It's a football movie, right? No, it's a space movie. It is based off of a book. Almost everyone has seen this movie at this point. Everyone -- except me. I saw the trailor for this and was immediately turned off! They had some ugly woman as the female co-star. The plot is a little outlandish. Plots like this work well in a book. You can explain pretty much anything and have the craziest circumstances in a book, and it is mostly forgiven. Was this movie a success? It was. It was a good hit. And most of those ticket sales were to female fans of the Gos. They would buy a ticket no matter how good or bad the movie was.

I watched this trailor, and I just did not even want to watch the movie afterword! If the movie was actually good, I'll never know because the trailor was so bad. It showed the unattractive scientist woman sounding mean and smart, while Gosling was milling around his office at work. These are two things I did not at all want to see in a Space Movie. If my time is wasted like that in the trailor, why would I want to see the movie? The movie honestly could have been good. Some people I knew said it was good. I wanted cool space adventures and fun co-stars.

A lot of people liked Project Hail Mary. It was a box office success you could say. For me, I just immediately think it sounds like a football movie. I think this would have been fine to just leave as a good book. But Ryan Gosling believed in it, and really liked the story. And when you try really hard at something, it is more likely to succeed, even if the name of the movie is different than what the title maybe should be and if the plot is overly complicated. That main actress for this looked like a foot. You've got to get a hot female co-star in there for Ryan Gosling. Not sure what they were drinking when they made that decision. But here we are with Project Hail Mary! The movie poster is cool at least.

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