REVIEWS

The Guyver was an old school 80s style movie coming out of 1991. It had Mark Hamill as one of the lead roles. The actual lead role was a man who looked similar to Mark Hamill, named Jack Armstrong. This movie was totally disgusting, and hardcore, much like many of the movies of the late eighties. It was about this alien technology ball thing that you put on your face, and it would mutate you into this weird alien human technological creature. Like a super suit, which gave you

Sonic : we love it. It's one of the greatest video games of all time. So iconic, so thrilling. He runs around super fast on these tracks and jumps around, flipping and spinning so fast it is almost impossible to control. It captivated audiences for generations. So then, they decided to make a Sonic movie in 2020. We thought it was going to be......well...we didn't really know what it was going to be like. Sonic is a little blue character who can run REALLY fast. His world is

They are coming out with another Mortal Kombat movie. Awesome, right? Well, they are not as well done as we hoped. They are following the trend of the other mortal kombat sequels of being straight-to-video low budget movies with less than stellar actors. I don't know what it is about the mortal kombat movies. They are not made with good acting in mind and patience to produce. The effects of it are great. But without a cohesive plot, they are lacking much substance. I was so

Chairman of the Board is coming out of 1998, and was an incredibly funny movie starring Carrot Top: the bright red-haired comedian. Yes, this movie came out only one year before "The Matrix". Carrot plays a genius inventor who is very absent-minded and goofy. He finally gets to push forward his ideas for inventions when his rent payment must be paid or he will have to move out of his house and then inherits a gadget company. He has an "Invention Book" with all sorts of wacky

The movie "Freaked" came out in 1993. It starred Randy Quaid. He was an evil carnival host who had several freak mutants in his private circus show farm ranch out in the middle of nowhere. The main actor in this is Alex Winter; who looked like an absolute star. He was airy and confident from the beginning, clearly communicating what type of man Ricky Coogan is. When he gets allured to a secret ranch where they mutate and harvest freaks, he meets his match in Elijah Skuggs (Ra

Sylvester Stallone starred in a little unknown movie from the 90s called Demolition Man. It was about a futuristic world where a cop was chryogenically frozen, and then reawakened in the future to stop a super villian. It starred Wesley Snipes as the main bad guy, who had fought Stallone (John Spartan) in his own time, and they were both frozen to come to fight one another in the future. It is America 30 years in the future. Sandra Bullock plays the aloof future cop helping S