REVIEWS

Everyone is going to see the new Ryan Gosling movie. It's called Project Hail Mary. It's a football movie, right? No, it's a space movie. It is based off of a book. Almost everyone has seen this movie at this point. Everyone -- except me. I saw the trailor for this and was immediately turned off! They had some ugly woman as the female co-star. The plot is a little outlandish. Plots like this work well in a book. You can explain pretty much anything and have the craziest circu

Which is the better movie? Tommy Boy, or Dumb and Dumber? It's honestly a really good question. Most people would probably instantly go with Dumb and Dumber. But the die hard Chris Farley fans know about Tommy Boy. Both films are from the 90s, which was a golden age for movies as far as I'm concerned. Dumb and Dumber was a huge hit. Jim Carrey at his best. Tommy Boy was Chris Farley and David Spade in their prime. They are both such side-splitting movies. Dumb and Dumber

A Gnome Named Norm was an 80s 90s movie with Anthony Michael Hall! This is a movie about a small gnome who comes up from his underground world to get involved with the humans on the surface! The realism of this Gnome is stunning. This movie was never even released in theaters! Despite having many top level A list actors. It was not released apparently because the studio who made it went out of business. I don't know how believable that is. The antagonist in this is the guy fr

Dick Tracy : it was a comic strip in the U.S. for dozens of years before it became the motion picture in 1990. His hero and folklore were a part of American culture for years already. He was a high tech detective who would constantly elude and apprehend 1920's crooks and criminals. With his trademark Yellow Suit! Dick Tracy had Warren Beatty as its star: an actor with pizzazz and skill. He fit into the role perfect. They also had a slew of big name stars lined up to be in thi

The Guyver was an old school 80s style movie coming out of 1991. It had Mark Hamill as one of the lead roles. The actual lead role was a man who looked similar to Mark Hamill, named Jack Armstrong. This movie was totally disgusting, and hardcore, much like many of the movies of the late eighties. It was about this alien technology ball thing that you put on your face, and it would mutate you into this weird alien human technological creature. Like a super suit, which gave you

Sonic the Hedgehog: we love it. It's one of the greatest video games of all time. So iconic, so thrilling. He runs around super fast on these tracks up and down hills, jumps around, flipping and spinning so fast it is almost impossible to control. He could run faster than anything alive. It c aptivated audiences for generations. So then, they decided to make a Sonic movie in 2020. We thought it was going to be......well...we didn't really know what it was going to be like