REVIEWS

A Gnome Named Norm was an 80s 90s movie with Anthony Michael Hall! This is a movie about a small gnome who comes up from his underground world to get involved with the humans on the surface! The realism of this Gnome is stunning. This movie was never even released in theaters! Despite having many top level A list actors. It was not released apparently because the studio who made it went out of business. I don't know how believable that is. The antagonist in this is the guy fr

Dick Tracy : it was a comic strip in the U.S. for dozens of years before it became the motion picture in 1990. His hero and folklore were a part of American culture for years already. He was a high tech detective who would constantly elude and apprehend 1920's crooks and criminals. With his trademark Yellow Suit! Dick Tracy had Warren Beatty as its star: an actor with pizzazz and skill. He fit into the role perfect. They also had a slew of big name stars lined up to be in thi

The Guyver was an old school 80s style movie coming out of 1991. It had Mark Hamill as one of the lead roles. The actual lead role was a man who looked similar to Mark Hamill, named Jack Armstrong. This movie was totally disgusting, and hardcore, much like many of the movies of the late eighties. It was about this alien technology ball thing that you put on your face, and it would mutate you into this weird alien human technological creature. Like a super suit, which gave you

Sonic the Hedgehog: we love it. It's one of the greatest video games of all time. So iconic, so thrilling. He runs around super fast on these tracks up and down hills, jumps around, flipping and spinning so fast it is almost impossible to control. He could run faster than anything alive. It c aptivated audiences for generations. So then, they decided to make a Sonic movie in 2020. We thought it was going to be......well...we didn't really know what it was going to be like

They are coming out with another Mortal Kombat movie. Awesome, right? Well, they are not as well done as we hoped. They are following the trend of the other mortal kombat sequels of being straight-to-video low budget movies with less than stellar actors. I don't know what it is about the mortal kombat movies. They are not made with good acting in mind and patience to produce. The effects of it are great. But without a cohesive plot, they are lacking much substance. I was so

Chairman of the Board is coming out of 1998, and was an incredibly funny movie starring Carrot Top: the bright red-haired comedian. Yes, this movie came out only one year before "The Matrix". Carrot plays a genius inventor who is very absent-minded and goofy. He finally gets to push forward his ideas for inventions when his rent payment must be paid or he will have to move out of his house and then inherits a gadget company. He has an "Invention Book" with all sorts of wacky